That's right, ladies
and gentlemen, it's a wet-tighty-whiteys contest (nudity optional) for men with
modest members but little modesty. The organizer of the Smallest Penis in
Brooklyn contest, Aimee Arciulo, says she was inspired when a man with a
"shockingly tiny" penis gave her an awesome night between the sheets,
and she discovered her female friends had similar stories.
So, she
decided to empower them by having them strut around in white underwear
while women fire squirt guns at them. You know, empowerment. Still, we say let
them hold their little heads up high and get some recognition for having to
actually learn talent in the sack. The prize money will be given to a charity
of the winner's choice, although they can also designate themselves as the
charity. The contest will be held at the Kings
County Bar on July 20th if you would like to enter (don't worry, they
will know when you're in).
Originally posted HERE.
a friendly and generous competition becausee the price goes to a caring organization
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